Beyond The Door

Six women sit in the shed, behind the blue door. The entrance is lined with wood, split and stacked, but if you are lucky enough to be invited beyond the thick heavy red velvet drapes, there's a sanctum of a room, a large stainless steel table dominating the centre. Candles are lit. "We has to …

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The Blue Shed Door

Dirty snow is piling against the poor much maligned blue shed door. Discovery Range Rovers splash slush. The little painted gnome nailed to the lintel ever before I came here gleams in thin light. Mrs. Robin Redbreast has her eyes on a nest space inside. Sweet peas still cling to the ivy. I have hung …

Recipe for lube

Jane came for more lube. I had to say it was out of stock. She wasn't terribly delighted when I said I hadn't the ingredients to make more. Her special visitor was due an appearance and she needed it, she said. Then jewel messaged me on Facebook asking for lube. Then Jo. Ladies, you can …

Tory Town Lubricants for Gliding

Here I am in Tory Town amongst a pack of retired social worker dykes and hippy peace freak lesbians from Lesbos. I am bog-black Irish, a wide hipped farmer from the poorest croft in our parish. I fell in love with a girl when I was a girl. I’ve played around with green eyed capricorns …

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Soilse na Súl

Soilse na Súl is the Irish term for Eyebright, the herb used since ancient times to treat the eyes of all earthlings. This eye gel is made from aloe vera gel, witch hazel water, arnica tincture, vitamin E oil and of course, Eyebright tincture. Dab it gently around your eyes as required. It is luminescence …

Alchemy, naturally

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